ultrascreaming:

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

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holefoods:

obesecamels:

There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

This is shovel girl

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…training for revenge

lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

ulibeanz:

florida is just like that

beetledrink:

smallrat36wagon:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

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this is the only thing that matters now

dovyou like it

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Originally posted by theviewisverycrazy

y-yes ma’am

captain-snark:

theliftingyogi:

liquid-hunny:

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This is too accurate lol

Y’all

middle aged dude in the notes like “I’ve never done THIS, I guess that’s me, just a wacky ‘ol nice guylol, you ladies should talk to me, cos I’m not like those other creepy dudes. Hehe please validate me, I have the personality of a wet sock.”

dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.